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Fire

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,

it caught fire and how will you escape?


Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Clever Sardar

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,

the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted,
"You are trying to see my
wife?

Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar Collections

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.

100 Letter Word

Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Birthday

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Only in India

Fitness : ONly can see in USA

Worlds Biggest Cheating

Worlds Biggest Cheating

A man's Last Night

Randy went to the doctor and the doctor told him he'd be dead within 24 hours. So he went home and told his wife that he wanted to make love to her as many times as he can before the morning (when he dies).So they do it, once, twice, three times, then they fall asleep. At 2 in the morning, he whispers to his wife"Honey, I want to make love to you one last time"And his wife responds"Thats easy for you to say, Randy, YOU don't have to get up in the morning!"