Call Girl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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Wife wanted

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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One Kiss Per Meter

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty & beautiful girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per meter," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten meters."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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