CATHOLIC MOTHERS

FOUR CATHOLIC MOTHERS were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are:
The first mother tells her friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.'
The second Catholic woman chirps, 'Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.'
The third Catholic woman says smugly, 'Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'.'The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her a subtle 'Well...?' She replies, 'My son is a handsome, 6'3', hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!''