Beautiful Red Underware

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

Fire

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,

it caught fire and how will you escape?


Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Clever Sardar

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,

the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted,
"You are trying to see my
wife?

Sit back. I will drive.

Sardar Collections

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.

100 Letter Word

Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Birthday

Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR