difference between confident and confidential

A young boy asks his Dad,

'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
'Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son,

that's confidential!

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'

Wife replies, '
No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,

'send me a brother'..

..Santa wrote back,

'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....

Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

Anger management

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'