SUCCESSFUL WOMEN AND MEN

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing .

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A ROPE ENDS IT

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

WOMAN HITLER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER