Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes !!!!!!!!!!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
hoohoo
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the attending Nurse, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo. 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring
CATHOLIC MOTHERS
FOUR CATHOLIC MOTHERS were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are:
The first mother tells her friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.'
The second Catholic woman chirps, 'Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.'
The third Catholic woman says smugly, 'Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'.'The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her a subtle 'Well...?' She replies, 'My son is a handsome, 6'3', hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!''
The first mother tells her friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.'
The second Catholic woman chirps, 'Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.'
The third Catholic woman says smugly, 'Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'.'The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her a subtle 'Well...?' She replies, 'My son is a handsome, 6'3', hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!''
Sunday, May 11, 2008
PEACE ON EARTH
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Delivery
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
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